Smustle Time!

Rainbow Legacy: 2.2

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:14:46 GMT

(70+ pictures under the cut)

Sorry for the bad quality of the teaser picture. I was just messing around with different sizes and stuff and I'm way to lazy to fix it lol. This is going to be a quick update. Next update is going to be most likely 100+ pictures. Anyway, in the middle of the update I started using fraps . I need your opinion because I'm not sure if it really makes a difference.

Grrrr........ My graphics suck. Thank god for fraps. Anyway I moved them into ANOTHER house.

This is the outside. This time I made it yellow. This time i didn't move them BECAUSE MY GAME IS RETARTED. This time it was because their last houses lot was too small for me to expand it.

I gave Sunflower a makeover so she would look more motherly. Sadly, instead she looks high.

Doesn't she look pimpin'. She's going to go get an alarm installed.

A random picture of Carrot.

Carrot: Look mom no hands.

Awwwww, oh and if you didn't already know from the teaser picture there will be tons of pics of Carrot. He is sooooooooooo cute. *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Carrot wasn't learning fast enough so I had him drink some ~~crack~~ smart milk.

Yay! Glowing Carrot!

i was messing around with the darkness of the picture. If this wasn't Juan I would feel like the person asking the child to come closer to them would be someone like Micheal Jackson who likes to play with little boys.

Yay for Carrot learning how to walk. *claps like an idiot*

Juan: Say Daddy
Carrot: Never you fool!

I don't know why but Carrot reminds me of Stewie from Family Guy. Just a random thought lolz.

Finally he decided to cooperate!

Like I said. Too cute.

Juan: OMGZ! He's throwing up on me!
Carrot: Take that you fiend. You ugly fugly sim dad father person!

Me: Bunny head! Run away. Oh yeah you don't have legs. Um........... Hop away!

Death Report:

Name: Pink Bunny Head
Time of Death: 11:06 pm
Cause: head Trauma
Murderer: Carrot Rainbow
Sentence: None too cute

Next he decides to eat the poor dollies.

Barbie: Help me Ken.
Ken: Fuck you! You whore, you slept with my brother Ben!
Carrot: *nomn nomn nomn*

Carrot: Rub a dub dub in the ~~tub~~ toilet.

My self sim actually did her job and cleaned something.

Sunflower: Do you find when I wear my heels for sex to be more pleasurable?

I geuss that's a yes.

Yay! I heard the lullaby. Another baby is on the way. Even though I'm pretty sure Carrot's going to be heir.

Juan went to work. He thought about how he had just had sex with his wife ten sim hours ago.

Screaming Carrot. A lov3izfragil3 production.

The END

*inserts loud fake clapping noises*

After his mom lets him out, he followed her into the living room area.

Carrot: Attention!

Sunflower: *pets*

Now that's more like it.

I used fraps from here on. She put Carrot down quickly and puked her guts out.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! He is way to cute! I can't stand it. I just want to pinch his little cheekies.

I just love how the toddlers walk. It's so cute.

Passengers on boat: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *die fom collision on hard wooden floor*
Carrot: Heehee. *looks all innocent*

I made him work on his logic. He wasn't very good at it ;P.

Whenever, he got it wrong he decided he'd try and eat them instead.

Well he get it right. *waits in silence patiently*

Eureka! That was the one time he got it right though lol.

I then had him work on creativity. He even thought he sucked at it. I couldn't agree more. *ears gush blood*

You remember my self sim right. Will I sort of had to kill her becaue *tear rolls down cheek* she had three bolts with Juan and whenever they autonomously kissed Sunflower almost caught them. Finally i just decided to kill her. She didn't really do her job though anyway :/.

Samantha: Why are they attacking me!
Me: *sobs* It's for your own good.

Samantha: *chokes on flies while being eatin' alive.
Me: *starts to find it humorous*

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Not to be out done Sunflower pops in a very wierd neck position.

Sunflower: Hey Grimmy. Who died?

Grim: *checks clipboard* Samantha Rainbow.

Samantha: Stop talking and plead for me bitch!

Sunflower: *ignores Samantha and walks away*

Okay fine i admit it. I am a fan of speeding up sims pregnancies.

Here we go again.

The Bitching and Moaning of Sunflower. A Production of lov3izfragil3

Sunflower: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, I think I'm good.

Me: *Ears gush blood*

THE END *bows*

I decided to name her Tangerine. (I know I'm probably going to have them have one more baby just to keep the options open so if anyone else knows of any other names that have to do with orange I'm all ears.)

Juan comes home with no promotion :(

Little baby Tangerine. Is another clone of her mother who will probably have some of her dad's features hopefully just to keep it diverse.

Well, that was it. Was there a difference between pictures y/n? I'll probably update in a day or two. I have to take a break because I have played non stop. I'm already two updates behind hahahahaha. Comments as usual are very welcome :D.

Rainbow Legacy: 2.1

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:52:13 GMT

Hey Everyone! Here's the new update. Don't forget to read previous updates. Hope you enjoy.

Last Time:
Sunflower met her true love who underwent a serious make over. She soon found herself pregnant. Let's pray that it doesn't look anything like it's dad. *shivers* I don't want no Uglacy.

Here we are with Juan and Sunflower. How cute! He was actually singing most of it which I find funny. He has maxed out in Creativity so I can see why.

Why so angry my pretty angel.

Sunflower: Tell your self sim to shut the fuck up. If she doesn't I think my ears will start to bleed.

Lol, she actually did sound bad in the game. I turned the volume way down hahaha. ;)

After Sunflower took a quick dip in the hot tub she decided to polish the brand new windows.

I gave my self sim a makeover because I just got a hair cut so I found it suitable that I changed her hair as well. :D

Finally, they had the law enforcement job. This was the third day that she had searched in both the newspaper and on the computer.

After Sunflower had a quick ten sim hour sleep Samantha and Sunflower decided to smustle. It was soo funny.

Haha, this reminded me of the dance to Micheal Jackson's Thriller. Samantha in the backround is doing the cabbage patch.

Sunflower! Don't fall for it! Self sim, you are getting a major time out.

Of course she fell for it. -facepalm-

That's right. You mess with Sunflower you get hit in the head constantly with a pillow.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. She's so pretty here.

Now not so much.

Yay! Juan rocks. He got a promotion. (I geuss it did help that I got the chance card right)

I know my self sim is supposed to do all the work but if you make a nasty of the toilet you clean it up.

She rewarded him by autonomously kissing him. They so cute together.

After that by game crashed. Thankfully, I had just saved a few sim minutes ago. sadly, when I tried to enter the lot it wouldn't load up so I had them move to a new house. This will probably happen many times seeing as my game does this a lot and I'm going to probably have lots of kids so I can have lots of choices for heir.

The outside is pretty much the same except no pond or hot tub and the lot is a lot smaller.

Some things never change.

Sunflower: Owchies! My ankle.
Me: Shut up, and run.

Yay! Another promotion. Again thanks to a chance card. He also got two thousand bucks. Not as a bonus but part of the chance card.

Again! Geeze.

What the fuck. She worked out and had at least 8 points in body and right after throwing up she gets fit.

After I had just made her go to bed. She got up, made the bed and then popped.

Nothing really happened between pops other than her being bitchy and hungry all the time.

Juan had just come home from work when Sunflower went into labor.
Sunflower: Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh! The pain.
Juan: Yay! Babiez!

Juan: Oh shit. If that's my wife and she's in labor.......... man, I'm gonna have to be a dad. *grumbles*

Sunflower: Oooooooooo. Look what I can do.
Me: I don't care. I care about the baby.
Juan: Your arm is so hot that way.

It's a boy! I named him Carrot! I'll have my own little carrot top! He has his mom and dad's hair and the rest is all his mother's.

Juan: Yay, WHOOP WHOOP!

Some one is a little bipolar.

That's what you get for being such a bitch to others.
Sunflower: Okay, just make it stop. I'll never do it again!
Carrot: Face the wrath of my watery throw up bitch! Yeah you take that.

Aww, Carrot is too cute for Sunflower's wrath against him. I think she secretly forgives him.

This is the nursery. I made sure to make it orange to represent the orange generation.

Poor thing. Right after he threw up on his mom he was promptly placed on the floor.
Carrot: *in small teensy weensy voice* help me!
Me: Oh Knowz!

It's okay though because Daddy's to the rescue.

Juan: Here have the baby. By the way you holding that baby makes you look soooooo hot!

Sunflower: No you look way hotter than me with Carrot.

Sunflower: Ha! It's yours now dipshit!

Real nice Sunflower, While thinking about the paper boy you set poor Carrot on the cold hard grass.

Off to work with you. Hopefully you get a promotion so you'll be one step closer to your lifetime want.

There you go, that's how its done. Put the baby in the crib. Go grab yourself a cookie.

I geuss cleaning windows is way more important than your son.

The masterpiece is almost done. Just a few more sim hours and..........

TADA! Isn't it beautiful.

Sunflower: Here you have baby. Me go and eat cookies that I deserve.

Samantha: No you take it! I have a feeling it's going to explode with sparkles any minute.

Sunflower: Wow! You are so pshycic!

Omgz! *squee* Thank god, he doesn't look like anything like his father. Phew! Sadly he's probably going to be a complete clone of his mother.

No promotion. 'Tis okay.

Awwwww! He looks so cute with that hair cut.

Next Time:
-More Carrot Spam
-There might be another baby
-and other stuff lol. I hav'nt even played with it beyond this point.

I really hope you liked it. Tune in next time! Sorry for the none funnyness and some of the pictures being low quality. Comments are always welcome ~~and enjoyed very very very much~~. :D

TOODLES

Rainbow Legacy: 1.1

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:09:27 GMT

Hey everyone! This is my first actual legacy so I would like if you could leave comments on what you think. Don't be too harsh. Sorry in advance for any pictures that happen to be of low quality. I hope you enjoy. This is a small update and it gets into generation two pretty quick. Again, I hope you enjoy. Read on.

      This is our founder. Sunflower Rainbow. Wow, if you say that out loud it sounds like a rainbow brite or some kind of fantasy barbie fairy.Anyway she finds Family to be the reason she lives and she wishes to save the sim world by wanting to be a Captain Hero. She has her fair share of neat points, quite a lot of Outgoing and Active points as well. Sadly she had No points what so ever in playfullness and she is definitly not nice. She finds custom hair and brunettes extremely sexy. She doesn't like fat people what so ever though.

   This is my self sim Samantha. She'll be hanging around a LOT. Actually for the whole legacy. She will not be sharing any of her genetics what so ever. She is just there to help with ~~cleaning, baby sitting and sexual desires~~ things.



This is the starting of a legacy house. It only took me one motherlode and I still have thirty thousand dollars left. That empty room is going to be where the kid's sleep. As you can see my self sim doesn't have a room thanks to friendly maxmotives. As you can see, there is quite a bit of yellow in this house. Well, that makes scence seeing that we are on the first generation. The yellow generation. Thank god, There is no way I could come up with any other names that had anything to do with yellow. Orange well be a little bit easier but even that's hard.



This is the outside of the house. I didn't want to make it yellow seeing that there well be quite a bit of changing so I put yellow flowers instead.

The newspaper boy decides to walk by and Sunflower finds him hot. Yeah that will never happen.

While waiting for more ~~potential sperm doners~~ nice walkbys Samantha and Sunflower had an intresting conversation.

Samantha: He like totally pulled down his pants and his rocket was huge! If you catch my drift.
Sunflower: You sicken me to the point that if I wasn't being controlled by the realistic you I would shove a pair of scissors in your ass.
Samantha: That wouldn't be pleasant.

Me: -head desk-



That's when he walked by. He was a brunette so I thought I could just use one of the career rewards to fix his face.

While I was entering the cheat, Sunflower became very mad because Kilt Dude aka Brandon wasn't wearing pink high heels with his skirt.

After fixing his face he made it clear that he did not like Sunflower what so ever. I immeadietly had her say good bye to him. Thankfully after he was gone, a very special person arrived.....

Yay! The matchmaker! Hopefully I don't get a complete fug because usually I end up with ugly ass elders.

Sunflower: Can you find my one true love fine mtchmaker?

Matchmaker: Sure, just give me the money so i can drop him out of the sky.

I think the match maker was suprised I actually gave her 5,ooo dollars. I usually give her a dollar but I really just wanted it to be done with.

Great, I get  a fugly bartender. Even my self sim is beting her self up. I'll just use the surgery award. I'm really putting that to use.

Before, I go through the pain and suffering of making his face look nice, I see if she actually likes him. They have two bolts which is good enough for me.

   I decided just to get them married and then I'll give him a make over. By the way his name is Juan. Soon to be Juan Rainbow. Thanks to their two bolts there realationship points went up very quickly.

Apparently making out= BFFs

Once she rolled the want to get engaged to Juan I made sure it happened. He gladly accepted as you can see. He probably knew that no one in their right mind would marry him except for Sunflower who I think needs glasses.

I quickly got the two married not wanting to make a huge wedding like a usually do. Juan moved in with 1,000 dollars.

It was finally time for Juan's surgery makeover. He really needed it to. Drumroll please. let's see what we get......

Let's try that again........

                    There we go. Much better. Now I just need to do wardrobe and hair....

Meet the new Juan. Now that he's part of the family here are his stats:

Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Criminal Mastermind

Neat: 5
Outgoing: 5
Actiive: 8
Playful: 6
Nice: 1

Turn Ons: Fitnees, Full Face Make-up
Turn off: Make-up

       Right to the baby making.

They were both virgins and after they looked in pain lol. Sadly no lullaby.

         Second time no good either. Geeze just get pregnant all ready. I geuss I picked a bad sperm doner seeing that it's not working.

Third times the charm. Second generation on it's way.

Sadly, my self sim is left to do all the dirty work while Juan and Sunflower do other dirty things.

Might as well get started with that LTW huh. Thankfully, they had it so now he is on his way to being a Criminal Mastermind. It's funny how he's a criminal and she wants to be a super hero.

They didn't have the Law Enforcement so I geuss she's just going to have to start skilling up until te job comes up.

Juan had already come with lots of skill points already so I didn't really have him skill up but Sunflower started on her body points since I know that you have to pretty much max out in body skill points.

She fell at least 5694742084 times while getting her first couple of body points.

   Juan's pimpin' carpool picked him up. There was a chance card which I got right for a change. I was hoping he'd get a promotion.



While Juan was at work Sunflower threw up at least five times.

This made her suddenly fit. I geuss having morning sickness slims you down even though you
have a baby growing inside you.

                Hope you liked it. I would love if you left comments but don't be too harsh. Generation 2.1 should be up soon. Sorry if it wasn't very humorous.